February 2012
Clear skies tonight.
marcomadislam:
If your girlfriend cleans your room while you take a nap, you got yourself a keeper.
At a restaurant:
the-absolute-best-posts:
Waiter: “Would you like a table?” Me: “No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.”
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