January 2012
EDWARD CULLEN...
avox-tongue:
lurida-lurida:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
...
I've never had a New Years kiss.
Meeting Tom Felton
Tom Felton: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Tom Felton: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Tom Felton: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Tom Felton: What?
Me: What?
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Tom Felton: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Tom Felton: But -
Me: Poster.
All I got was a fucking “I don’t know”.
December 2011
It's not jealousy, it was just a crushing...
TYPE YOUR NAME: mikmik
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: mmikkkkkkkm,ikk
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: mikmik
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: m ikkm ,mkm,
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Illthreads: I don't care what any other clothing... →
illthreads:
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